Would you rather be submerged in mayonnaise tell I suffocated or would I rather be stoned to death by pickles. If I had the choice I would pick to submerge in mayonnaise tell I suffocated. I think suffocating would be faster and less painful. Mayonnaise is thick so it would still take a while to die. Being stoned by pickles would take a while because most pickles are not very dense and don’t weigh very much so it would take a while to really hurt you. Both deaths would not be pleasant and if I could choose a third option I would choose not to die by either of those means. With the mayonnaise I could try to eat my way out. Eating my way out would be one of the most disgusting ways to try and survive but I would have to try.
Would you rather have living eyebrows that crawled all over your face or leave a trail of paprika wherever you go? I would pick the trail of paprika because I hate the feeling of things on my face. The trail of paprika would come in handy around holidays and other occasions making deviled eggs. I wouldn’t have to pay for paprika ever again. The trail would also be somewhat of an inconvenience having to clean up all the time. Having the trail would be better than feeling something crawling on my face all the time. I would also never have to pay for paprika again. Maybe I could sell the paprika and make some money on the side.
Would you rather look like Yasir Arifat or have the Imperial March play every time you entered the room? I would pick the Imperial march; I would not want to see the face of such a horrible dictator every time I looked in the room. With the Imperial march everyone would look at me when I entered a room. I would demand everyone’s attention and no one would be able to look away. This would have drawbacks entering certain rooms but it would still be better than looking like a dictator.
Would you rather sleep between the mattress and box spring or listen to Funky Town every time you hear music? I would pick to sleep between the mattress and box spring every night because I don't get much sleep anyway so there isn't anything really different. I wouldn't want to hear this song the rest of the time because I have important events in my life coming up and I would want to hear the music that means something to me. One song for the rest of my life would get old real fast. At least with the mattress I could catch a nap every once in a while somewhere else.